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Recommended at the price, insatiable an appetite. Wanna try?

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notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

surprisingly well done

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okaymad:

when your mutuals don’t reblog your selfie

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glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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feelin sexy af and will probably take this down in 3 minutes

w0wthranduil:

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llttlemermaid:

this why i got banned from public schools doing this exact same thing

OH MY GOD

what the fuck

(via tsarbucks)

If I’m going to new york for new years, I’m going to be skinny dammit.
Still need to assert my dominance over this bitch

"So I walked in[to Prince's house]…”

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elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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draggedqueens:

THIS IS SO INSPIRATIONAL I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES

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